Dispatches-From-Amaurot

A Mostly IC Digest by Aellae Neru

  • She/They

Our name is Aellae on Discord.

Legatus Frumentarius Erat
Shard of Igeyorhm
Mildly Majorly Burnt Out Writing Catte
Bearer of Resting Villain Face

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Mare - B4ENK65XV4


WoLQotD
@WoLQotD

Question of the Day!

What is the worst exaggeration the Wandering Minstrel has ever come up with for your WoL/OC's adventures? (Don't limit yourself to just the extreme/savage duties!)


Dispatches-From-Amaurot
@Dispatches-From-Amaurot

DISPATCH FROM AMAUROT - AD INTERROGATIONEM
1213 BELLS - DIE 10 - ASTRAL MOON 6:

SUBJECT:
Regarding lies, damned lies, and exaggerations
POLICY: Quaestio Diei


Honestly? My defection from the Empire. I snuck away. I bloody well slinked off into the night in the Shiv. I flew across the straight and landed on the outskirts of the Silver Bazaar. Which is why that spot means so much to me. Why I love that little enclave and heartily support their every attempt to stick it to the syndicate and their plans for expansion, but I digress.

The minstrel would have you believe there was no sneaking away, at least not like that. He would have you believe I fought of wave after wave of imperial forces. Foot soldiers, machina, until finally facing down some officer he spun up from whole cloth riding a prototype weapon borrowed from Werlyt. Gods what was that fictitious bastards name... Gnaeus Sosius van Boreus, piloting the Amethyst Weapon, and Shiv and I had to defeat it, and knock it back off the edge of the cliff into the sea so we could fly away.

That man has a flair for the dramatic, and it's just a bit much sometimes. I slipped off into the night, though I did post a letter to a few who mattered to me before doing so. Combat though? Bloody fuck, what sort of Frumentarii would seek out combat when they could just slip off in the darkness?


JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

Sometimes we latch onto noises and just make them a lot for whatever reasons. Maybe they mean a lot of things. Maybe they mean nothing. If I pulled the lever on the children's toy to your slot and heard "THE (username here) GOES:" what noise would I hear?

For me it's "bwah". I bwah constantly. Any time I don't know what to say I quietly Bwah to myself. Butterfly noises, I guess.



critters-system
@critters-system

🦨 Neeeeen!

We also go "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" a ton too, sometimes even as a substitute for laughing. Noises are fun~


drakesilvos
@drakesilvos

I make a lot of attack or spell sounds when I'm bored and start swinging around whatever I can find as a weapon. Or pretending that I'm flinging spells.


HedgehogGoddess
@HedgehogGoddess

I usually find myself mimicking sounds from video games I'm playing for a bit that I like the sound of, like the critical hit sounds in Dragon Quest Viii and XI as well as Pokemon, or the sounds of Mega Man's mega buster firing or Sonic's spin dash X3

Tho if there's kinda a sound I make a lot I think that'd be "Yeee", pretty much a go-to response for me and is kinda fun to say as well X3


drakesilvos
@drakesilvos

Oh gosh saaaaaame Rach, I'll make like Mega Man's or Samus's charge sounds when say something is loading or I'm watching water boil and so on. Or the microwave heating. Also making the FF7 limit break sound when my belly is full.

And saying "Yeee" quite often as well for my responses X3


Dispatches-From-Amaurot
@Dispatches-From-Amaurot
We chatter in nonsense language sometimes, or make up lyrics to songs. Or sometimes just sing song. We err, often pause and wonder what's wrong with us, we're glad to see we aren't the only nonsense sound engine.


WoLQotD
@WoLQotD

Question of the Day!

What is a conspiracy theory that your WoL/OC 100% wholeheartedly believes?


Dispatches-From-Amaurot
@Dispatches-From-Amaurot

DISPATCH FROM AMAUROT - AD INTERROGATIONEM
1210 BELLS - DIE 7 - ASTRAL MOON 6:

SUBJECT:
Regarding Popotos and Conspiracies
POLICY: Quaestio Diei


I have been in so many Allagan ruins. Dalamud, Azys Lla, Orthos, The Syrcus Tower, The Aethero Chemical Research Facility, The Fractal Continuum. I've seen what those scelestissima flagritriba got up to. They're responsible for the Lalafell they made them. Grew them in flesh vats. Then unleashed them on an unsuspecting world. They. Grew. Them.